kosherqueer:

*loses a follower*
*checks fave mutuals*
yeah ok whatever later nerd


cooldudebro:

let me lay down some facts for you:

  • aliens are real
  • horoscopes are real
  • skeletons are real
  • star wars is probably real
  • linkin park is almost too real

matt-douchene:

do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it


dragondicks:

lmpossibleprincess:

why do all mens rights activists on reddit look like the dad from peppa pig

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punkassliam:

No man will ever satisfy me as much as the Up All Night album did





my moom would be liiiek ‘no weeey, ya not sprey pentin on mah walls, i don’t fink so.’ got mah ohhhn ahs, i’m liek, cose i’m gonne sprey pent tha wall!
Zayn Malik (via twentysomethingbullshit)


Anonymous said:  so being a 21 yr old college graduate... you don't feel weird that you love a boyband?

stupidstagram:

what am i supposed to love??? briefcases???