flirtytwink:

Tragic love story: two boys fall in love and can’t be together because they both wanna bottom




911official:

wait


dave-stridesu:

blink182andbeyond:

cashcutie:

the story of a man and his unlikely friend

He’s probably from Florida

Florida Man Befriends Trespassing But Friendly Orange




thisturtleisneon:

hernameisspooky:

ACTING

THE MORE TIMES I WATCH IT THE FUNNIER IT IS


zaynocean:

let me introduce you to zayn’s 18 kt yellow gold datejust rolex with diamond bezel, champagne dial with diamonds, sapphire crystal, and presidential band for about 13 000 $

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farrahtales:

If you don’t strategically eat your food so that the last bites to go in your mouth are the tastiest look at your choices


yoncevevo:

teacher: you’re 5 minutes late

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gay kid: hey i like your shoes
straight boy: haha thanks but im straight

qrieves:

Christians this 4/20 be like

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charlamagnethagod:

lmportant:

charlamagnethagod:

Think about a horse sitting down like a dog and tell me that isn’t really funny

no need to imagine

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I AM SO HAPPY